31 Aug 2010

Indiana Jones and the Droids He's Looking For at 330PM

[via Stefan]

Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification. 
Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his identification. 
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification. 
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for. 
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for. 
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business. 
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business. 
Obi-Wan: Move along. 

Stormtrooper: Move along... move along. 

30 Aug 2010

Return of the T-1000 at 330PM

Like its successor, the T-X, the T-1000 appears to possess a limited emotional range (aside from that necessary for infiltration). He exhibits a shocked expression just before he is destroyed in the factory, and wags a finger in a "tsk-tsk" gesture at one of his attackers after an unsuccessful attempt at destroying him, and he also performs a double-take when he spots a clothing store mannequin that resembles his liquid metal form. 

27 Aug 2010

Strongbad's Themepark at 330PM

 

26 Aug 2010

Mister Peanut vs Mister Squirrel at 330PM

Planters Peanuts started in 1906 in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. In 1916 the company held a contest to create a company logo. A fourteen year-old schoolboy named Antonio Gentile won the contest with his drawing of a Peanut Man and an artist later added spats, a top hat, a monocle, and a cane to the drawing, and Mr. Peanut was born.

25 Aug 2010

Robot For a Day at 330PM

24 Aug 2010

Gold in Them Hills at 330PM

" 'A party recently left Joe's store at Mormon Bar for the Valley, and a friend of the Star furnishes the following statistics-- showing the amount of "the necessaries of life" which is required for an eight day's trip in the mountains:
8 lbs potatoes.
1 bottle whiskey.
1 bottle pepper sauce.
1 bottle whiskey.
1 box tea.
9 lbs onions.
2 bottles whiskey.
1 ham.
11 lbs crackers.
1 bottle whiskey.
1/2 doz. sardines.
2 bottles brandy, (4th proof.)
6 lbs sugar.
1 bottle brandy, (4th proof.)
1 bottle pepper.
5 gallons whiskey.
4 bottles whiskey. (old Bourbon)
1 small keg whiskey.
1 bottle of cocktails , (designed for a "starter.")
From Hutchings' California Magazine, 1860'"
---ibid (p. 59)

20 Aug 2010

On Vacation Until Tuesday at 330PM

19 Aug 2010

Star Wars Rewrites at 330PM #starwars feat @floydsboys

Original/sneak-preview  piece by one of my colleagues from Creative Fuel Studios, Tim Engstrom See his comic website http://www.boysoffloyd.com/

Tim is the same artist who did the following series:

Guy With the Hat 1-3

18 Aug 2010

August Dread at 330PM Blog

"If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers."

— Edgar W. Howe

"My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years."

— Paul Merton

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

— Mark Twain

"We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school."

— Peter De Vries

"But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret."

— Ronald Reagan

"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."

— David Spade

17 Aug 2010

Sonic Boom at 330PM

Jim Gray's Posterous

I wear a lot of hats